Notices tagged with aloha
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The Never-ending Festival of Loud Bland Music continues here at the #Aloha, as F-bomb Freddy tries to provoke a reaction. He's right, you know. Somebody here is trying to get him evicted. He's trying very hard indeed.
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@tregeagle Exactly. His chronic insecurity is (partly) assuaged by keeping everybody around him fearful. His profanity-laced invective (or perhaps invective-laced profanity) on Saturday contained some curiously archaic-sounding expressions. Did he learn them from Daddy, I wonder? #Aloha
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#Aloha update: F-bomb Freddy has resurfaced after a couple of days sleeping it off. After a few tentative f***s and c***s from 9am, he's now cranked up the stereo. He's spoiling for a fight. Terrific.
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Oh, good. Now we're back to screaming abuse and death threats. Where will it end? #Aloha
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Well there's a thing. Somebody has attempted to firebomb F-bomb Freddy's ute with aerosol cans. How very MacGyver. He suddenly seems uncharacteristically happy to talk to the police. #Aloha
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@tregeagle Just got the text. Can't respond just now. Kicking off again with F-bomb Freddy and the #Aloha gang, who appear to have been drinking all afternoon and are now shrieking abuse at each other. Drawing the blinds and laying low. Too stressed to be convivial till it dies down.
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It was #Holmes night tonight in the #Aloha wine cave. Absolutely delightful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTtiR9j-IQw
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Knocked back #work today because I just physically needed the day off and some quiet. So of course F-bomb Freddy's going off again. Only 2pm and already shouting foul-mouthed abuse at people, to an incongruous soundtrack of laid-back 70s adult contemporary folk-rock. Roll on, post #Covid-19 real estate bust; need some cheap, obnoxious-bogan-free lodgings. #Aloha #Sawtell
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Another night of imbibing the timeless wisdom of F-Bomb Freddy's record collection. Sometimes love don't feel like it should. Moreover, ooh yeah, life goes on. I think there's something in there for all of us to reflect upon and learn from. Whoo! #Aloha
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@mjd
Sounds idyllic #Aloha
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F-bomb Freddy has been in fine form today. Effing up a storm since dawn, then took a defiant swim in the #covid19 closed communal pool. Now it looks like he's seen off yet another visiting former cellmate with the traditional "You 'eard me! Fark orf out of 'ere!" farewell. Ah, the #Sawtell lifestyle! #Aloha
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Scored a 20-pack of toilet paper at the supermarket. Feel like Elvis fecking Presley here in the #Aloha wine cave this afternoon. Such outrageous opulence!
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F-Bomb Freddy is broadcasting again this afternoon, accompanying some corporate rap and techno with his own less-than-unique country-style whoops and hollers. Can't even seek refuge in the pub, as it's shut. #Aloha #Sawtell
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