Notices by Matthew Davidson (mjd)
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Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Saturday, 23-Mar-2019 02:35:39 UTC 
Matthew Davidson
Very effing tired after a 6am start, Have to drive to Nelson Bay. If you're on the roads, give my car a wide berth. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 10:07:46 UTC
Matthew Davidson
I want to hug everybody. Obviously some scheduling will be required. Is #Google Docs still a thing? In a perfect world I'd insist on #iCalendar, but obviously I want to get this done within my lifetime. #DrunkMeIsTheBestMe -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 10:02:07 UTC
Matthew Davidson
People are _so adorable_! How did I not notice this before? #DrunkMeIsTheBestMe -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 09:58:06 UTC
Matthew Davidson
I'm currently drinking all day every day, and highly recommend it. Works a treat. It's just love and happiness everywhere I go. Like I'm in my twenties again. There's many a new tune can be played on a old fiddle. What can possibly go wrong? -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 07:46:02 UTC
Matthew Davidson
I used to wonder why everybody at #work over a certain age hobbled about, wincing. It's the fecking safety shoes. It's like trying to go about your daily business with skis strapped on. Eventually it's going to take it's toll on your musculature. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 00:51:42 UTC
Matthew Davidson
Left my hat at work yesterday. Wearing my auxiliary hat today. So I may leave two hats at work this afternoon. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Friday, 22-Mar-2019 00:49:46 UTC
Matthew Davidson
In a flap trying to get ready for #work. Honestly, I don't know how you people who do more than three to six hours a day manage. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 14:58:41 UTC
Matthew Davidson
I'll get me coat. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3OM2MA1pic #FastShow -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 14:20:04 UTC
Matthew Davidson
The great thing about creeping cognitive degeneration is being pleasantly surprised by the thoughts I've forgotten I've already thought. Wow. I'm pretty smart. Well, I was until recently. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 13:19:21 UTC
Matthew Davidson
The Tardis is a brilliant place of safety and agency. Every child needs one. #DrWho -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 12:33:30 UTC
Matthew Davidson
Saw tregeaglet minor at #work today. Still rocking the goth Hello Kitty look. Not a lot of people could pull that off. It's those darn @tregeagle charm genes. They can get away with anything, those three. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 12:28:12 UTC
Matthew Davidson
John #Lennon just makes you want to pick up a guitar. He is _the_ rhythm guitarist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Dpt7TI9q0 -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 10:50:12 UTC
Matthew Davidson
I have been having such a great time at #work lately. Working very physically hard, but with air conditioning, and damn near no responsibility. Bliss! And the people! Such a procession of delightful eccentrics I'd never had guessed were practically in the next cell over from me in the Colorbond open air prison. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2019 10:37:54 UTC
Matthew Davidson
@tregeagle We should just move to an uninhabited Pacific atoll and allow the pubs, bookshops and music shops to spontaneously spring up around us. Oh! We'll have to eat, so a kebab shop and pizza shop as well. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 14:36:10 UTC
Matthew Davidson
People whose teeth are too white. Watch out for them. That's all I'm saying. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 11:50:52 UTC
Matthew Davidson
Well, duh: https://microblog.mjd.id.au/url/24189 I currently feel that I finally became an adult around two o'clock this afternoon. This will be subject to revision. More or less daily. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 11:44:43 UTC
Matthew Davidson
Ah, f*** em. We'll have the bond back long before they realise the RJ11 POTS landline socket is now an RJ45 (thanks to the game and wiry @treagegle crawling through the ceiling with blue cable between his teeth). Also, although I must mow the lawn one last time, nobody can stop me planting corn in the shape of a very offensive word in it. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 11:27:07 UTC
Matthew Davidson
I wouldn't feel so bad, except these landlords were the best I've ever had. A dear dotty couple. I thought we had something special. I thought this was a long term commitment, on both sides. Now I just feel so cheap and humiliated. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 10:16:13 UTC
Matthew Davidson
This tattooing thing is getting ridiculous. Porn just looks like Mahjong, in a way that diminishes both pursuits. I think I'm going to have to take up whist and birdwatching. -
Matthew Davidson (mjd)'s status on Wednesday, 20-Mar-2019 09:49:58 UTC
Matthew Davidson
1. Nobody should need client-side code just to read some text. 2. #JavaScript, and mature libraries like #JQuery should be operating system packages, not bundled with apps or downloaded on the fly. 3. <script license="https://www.gnu.org/licenses/gpl-3.0.en.html"> 4. Browsers should allow (or default to) swapping out non-free JS libraries with free equivalents. 5. _Then_ you can whitelist depending on how far you want to compromise.
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